Burn!

This is the innaugural post of the Steve burning himself blog. The basic explanation is that Steve has burned himself when preparing food or otherwise being present in the kitchen for approximately 7,941 straight days. We have come to call these Cuisine related injuries, or CUIs. This blog will update each witnessed event of Steve burning himself, and will catalogue the astounding variety of burns.

Today, Steve was preparing taco meat on the stove with a metal spoon. Said taco meat was left unattended for approximately 2 minutes. Upon returning to the kitchen, Steve firmly grasped the metal spoon, and reacted with alarm when it was discovered that the spoon, after being exposed to the open flame on the stovetop, was indeed hot. A stream of obscenities ensued, and Steve continued his cooking exploits. On his next return trip to the kitchen(he left to observe a crucial third down football play), he began stirring the meat. The cosmos decided that Steve had not received enough flesh damage for this day, and thus the grease spewed out of the skillet and cascaded to his bare feet. Perhaps Steve should invest in a wetsuit in which to cook?